Bruce

A dude that likes to throw motherfuckers in the dryer

oh you wanna die? ITS OKAY BRUCE WILL JUST THROW YOU IN THE DRYER :)

by bonelesskidznbleach April 23, 2021

Bruce

He is a kind person who is selfless but gets too attached too easily, beware if you make him too upset he isn’t afraid to tell you to “STOP” he’s not afraid to share his opinions no matter how controversial they may be, doesn’t like fast paced games and will exit the room if it’s not fair, and sometimes he’s just there

Bruce said loudly, “SLOW DOWN!”

by bllabot November 22, 2023

matt-bruce effect

the godly gift laid upon men on (already taken) girls making all of the birds go bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s soo cute!
Bird #3: We love you Matt!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the matt-bruce effect

by Ursecretsanta November 30, 2020

Bruce Xu

Bruce Xu is a very peculiar beast. He has an prominent red marking on the tip of his nose which attracts 'mad bitches'
He has a large hunchback and isn't the most academically gifted

person 1 "ewwww, look at 'Bruce xu' over there"
person 2 "what is that on the tip of his nose?"
Bruce Xu "whaaaaaat"

by the Xu meister July 13, 2024

Bruce Wayne

The act of "coming all in the pussy". And then telling complete strangers all about it

Dude I pulled the Bruce Wayne on that bitch.
For real dog, I blew an emtire clone army all up in her.

by SprHr069 August 8, 2021

Bruce

A Masculine man, who is Rich, & Quits all His Bad habits & laziness. His parents always argued for him to change but now he has finally become a new person & his parents & family on love him.

Bruce Quits all Bad addictions & Habits

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

bruce

Anyone, anything, everyone, everything

This Bruce tastes a little funny to me honestly.

How’s ya Bruce? Mines pretty sore after last night.

I can’t find my Bruce, I think I may have left it at yours last night.

by Simwiks March 7, 2021