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Beta Male Rock

A style of soft rock originating in the mid 90s that usually consists of lyrical themes are drawn from a put on “soft guy/lonely” persona, and consists of dudes in their late 20s with skinny jeans and long hair singing about how a woman betrayed them, how they got cucked by another dude, or how lonely they are in the world. It also contains the same 4-5 chords on guitar and a single beat on drums throughout the entire song. The typical fan of this genre can be expected to be a guy who likes to act like he cares about social issues, and worships women because he’s so starved of pussy that he must sacrifice everything that makes him a man. Examples of beta male rock bands are: Gin Blossoms, The Goo Goo Dolls, Counting Crows, Oasis, Matchbox Twenty, and Lifehouse.
I:”Bro, I heard John in his room blasting Goo Goo Dolls again, how does he listen to that shit?”
U: “Because he’s a beta male who listens to beta male rock.”
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He says…. THIS IS NOT A DEMOCRACY, IT IS A DICTATORSHIP…. but deep down we all know he is simply…. A beta male
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A man who looses in fantasy football and does not hold up his end of the deal.
Spencer lost in fantasy, you think he's going to ever send us his tik tok dance we all promised we'd do if we lost? it has been 112 days since the last regular season game...he's such a Beta Male.
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Lily Rodriguez is a beta
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Darragh ”HammerheadMcGuiness. The definition of a lost-cause loser. Typically a fall from grace. Peaks at 13.
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omg lejga ziga vodopivec, on je taki beta.
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A female with high testosterone. They will try to promote themselves as in-shape when they are portly and lie about their weight saying they are (140 lbs). They are attracted to the male version of a Beta Male since they have enough testosterone for the both of them.
Have you seen that Beta Male Autumn Long Ramos on Facebook?
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