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Jesus freak

Jesus Freak: not, as many seem to believe, any christian. most christians are okay. but jesus freaks are in a class of their own. every religion has the fanatics, and the reason christianity has one with a name is because the religion is in the government and ruining peoples lives... ahem. anyway, a jesus freak is a christian who a)thinks anyone who isnt christian is a satanist, b)thinks they have to kill these "Satanists", c)is a homophobe (if theyre a homophobe because that's what the LORD says...x.x), d)goes around pushing christianity on everyone and tries to "save" everything thats alive and non-christian, e)puts people down because of what they where or say or listen to if they think its going against the lord or something, and/or f) thinks god will sort the dead out and therefore doesnt care if they or someone else dies.
"Ahh, look at that person flailing about in the water, I think he's drowning... oh well, the Lord will bring him to heaven. If he's not a believer, hey, let him go to Hell!" -random jesus freak
by vaela May 13, 2005
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Jesus Freak

An overeligiouse christain, or at times just a Christian depending on how much you don't like Christians
Oh great, here come the Jesus freaks to preach to us
by Ben January 21, 2004
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freak a leak

A freak a leak is a sexy freak. Someone who acts like a freak, but is technically not a freak, and other people think the person is sexy. Then they would be called a freak a leak.
That boy that is dancing on the car is a freak a leak!
by freakyfreshh August 1, 2009
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What the Freak

NOT a word that fobs use instead.
It's actually for middle schoolers who don't want to cuss, but still want to sound 'cool.'
Jordan: "What the FREAK, you're so stupid.
Madison: "Shut the freak up!"
by xD super bored October 20, 2008
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freak up

to fuck up doing something and calling yourself a fuck up.
Im sorry I didnt rob that store, Im a freak up
by Joe Materash May 13, 2005
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Corona freak

what u call people that thing the fucking world will end bcus of covid19. chill, Sars was worse
A: WE’RE GONNA DIEEEEE
B: Chill ur ass out corona freak
by 6udaddict9 March 17, 2020
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freakidy freak

some one who likes freaky sex.
Joe says Rose is a lil freakidy freak.
Joe thinks Rose is a lil freaky freak because she likes sex in the shower
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