Wanking the tank

Another term for male masturbation.

Guy: “Yo why haven’t you been gaming recently? Are you grounded?”
Friend: “Yeah, my mom caught me wanking the tank on friday, she said no ps4 for a month.”
Guy: “Damn, that’s awkward.”

by Rectumstretcher89 October 30, 2019

Dev Tank

An extra hot specimen of a man Dev(God) Tank(Chad) means they are a godly level of chad

Holy shit that guys hot, he's a Dev, look at his jawline, Jesus he's such a Dev Tank

by Dr_Shush January 05, 2023

Potato Tank

Potato Tank is The best cult ever. Join us or die.
#potatotank potatotank

Person 1: Potato tank sucks
Person 2: no u

by Adrian Rat January 30, 2020

mr. tank

To be called a Mr. tank is the greatest compliment one can possibly receive From anyone. It surpasses the word "cool", transcending all of the standard adjectives like, "bad ass", "awesome" and "wicked".

That guy is a God – no... even better, he is a Mr. tank!

by Mr.Tank October 30, 2015

Tank topping

When you go out without the deadweight of friends who can’t keep up (similarly going out in the summer in just a tank top without a jacket to weigh you down).

Marley, we’re tank topping tonight, don’t invite anyone.

by Sobo1234 May 22, 2022

Booster Tank

(noun) A tank of water, found on a fire engine or quint, used to extinguish fire with stretched hose lines while water supply is being established.

Those 38 guys just sat there and watched the house burn while waiting for the hydrant hook up. The could have used their booster tank to at least knock the fire down.

by Fraternal Brotherhood of Salt November 09, 2010

Ballast tanks

When your balls expand from absorbing too much water from sitting in the bath too long.

I was taking a bath, and I mustve dozed off, because when I looked down, I had ballast tanks.

by Bojojo June 17, 2011