A large dispenser that holds about 180 ounces of beer. It's kind of like a mini keg for your table at the bar.
by bostonmark May 3, 2007
Get the table tapmug. When you have no wife so you shove your chode into the umbrella hole in a picnic table then let the bug crawl up your wiener hole and impregnate a fox. You must be a 40 year old pedofile to complete this majestic and stimulising act.
by Lickymcfuckfox May 27, 2018
Get the Table toppingmug. It's when you defecate on someone's chest and gently smear it with your hand. Kind of like wax on, wax off.
by Josh1981 February 9, 2008
Get the staining the tablemug. a server in a restaurant who tries to take more tables than his or her share because she is a greedy biotch.
We were going table for table and she took three tables in a row without letting me take mine. She's such a table whore.
by ReadyLH May 6, 2008
Get the table whoremug. by Slangwordmasta June 6, 2016
Get the turn tablesmug. When a woman lies under a long, very low glass table while upwards of five men compete to ejaculate on that low-lying glass table. The jizzum does not actually touch the woman, it remains on the table. In the best case scenario, the woman feels really weird that she is so close to jizzum, but not actually in contact with jizzum. In the worst case scenario, people blame you for inventing something called "clear table" when, in fact, you did not.
Wow, that game of clear table was so gross. I just wanted to give that glass some windex or something...i mean with all the jizz on it. And i think that bitch got stuck under the table because it was so long...and low-lying.
by Tommy Irish July 27, 2010
Get the Clear Tablemug. 1. Man, I got so table faced last night I was doing the robot on the kitchen counter.
2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
2. I STRAIGHT TABLE FACED THAT MOTHER FUCKER!
by theshakinbaccon December 23, 2009
Get the Table facedmug.