by Somerandogirl432 September 10, 2021
Get the Shanemug. The name of the most amazing person I have ever met! The most amazing person anyone could be so lucky to meet. He knows exactly what to say and do in intense and dangerous situations, and makes it look easy. He’s very handsome, has the thickest thighs, XXXL hands, big ol bubble but, and the biggest heart you’d ever seen! Very intelligent, but gets very little credit for how much he knows. Incredibly selfless and generous, regardless of what’s going on in his life. The best protector, boy friend, BFF, coach, tutor, father, “step dad Gary” to my 3 girls, and is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I wish I had met him sooner! Very patient with woman he’s dating, even if they’re self destructive, and look for ways to break up. Very loyal and trustworthy, willing to help anyone, anytime, anyplace. He knows how to make everything feel special. And when the women he’s dating really get out of line, he doesn’t hesitate to put them over his knee, and give them a hard, well deserved spanking, that I know I desired more than my next five minutes of oxygen. My only complaint about Shane is that he didn’t spank me often enough, hard enough, or long enough. He knows how to make you feel desired without sex, but when he does, it’s pure bliss!
by Incompetent December 10, 2020
Get the Shanemug. A term used to identify someone who hates their birth name. This person typically likes purple SUVs, has 20 children (all girls) and smells decaying rabbit fecal matter.
by thefunkyfeelone August 29, 2019
Get the Shanemug. by misshersobad November 21, 2023
Get the Shanemug. by bigbellyboi March 1, 2020
Get the Kimberly x Shanemug. by eggswithnosalt April 12, 2022
Get the Shanemug. Shane is a half retarded fuck nigga with a fucked up gum to teeth ratio who is also known as Lanky the Anonymous Lightskin
by SHITSHAFT August 21, 2019
Get the Shanemug.