Tim young

A person who can not go five minutes without a tobe

Also a person who does not know what pussy tastes like

I'm Tim young

by Habanero264773 October 26, 2016

Tim Hightower'd

Getting fucked in the championship week of fantasy football by a player that has been useless all season but then explodes in his final game.

Last year in fantasy football I got Tim Hightower'd hard! It was almost as bad as C-Mike'd.

by TSBC August 18, 2016

Pls tim

For online games in ffa, it means,’ Please team’. But it’s the way that Italians say it and a shortened version of ‘Please team’

Random guy: I am going to end you kid.

Kid: pls tim

Random guy: mk sure

by 13ubble May 20, 2020

Timmed up

To make a poorly written work schedule.

Jimmy: Who made this shift schedule? Billy: Hot damn it the schedule is timmed up again.

by Uberj November 19, 2018

Junky Tim

A sexual act where a man with a semi-erect penis tries to awkwardly shove it in and out of a woman's vagina.

"I hooked up last night but since i was drunk all I could give her was a junky tim."

by robsmack August 10, 2017

Tim's Law

No matter how intelligent you are, and no matter How stupid, sophmoric, Or inane something is, it WILL Be humorous.

Created to explain the paradox Of why the internet is So funny, when, considering all the stupid its filled with, ought not to be the case. However, in the light of Tim's Law, this paradox ceases to exist.

The law was presumably named after a man by the name of Tim.

Can be expressed in this simple Formula: X = Funny. Where X is something stupid.

"Tim's Law states that you cannot say Poo Nuggets without cracking a grin"
"I say my good man, that is the most daft thing I've ever heard. Observe, sir: Poo Nugget--Blast you!"

by Stupidisthenewfunny January 18, 2010

Peeping Tim

The opposite of a peeping Tom. A peeping Tom is outside looking in but a peeping Tim is inside looking out

Look that guy is totally being a peeping Tim

by Fuckitlarry October 15, 2020