In-person Event

When you fitna smash

I've got a date with Savannah tonight and it's gonna be an in-person event.

by DaThiccNessMonster September 21, 2021

person 17

The urban dictionary person that does truly not exist. It is rumored that person 16 once knew a person 17, but there has never been any sightings of them.

Person 1: “Have you heard of person 17?”
Person 2: “No, who are they?”

Person 1: “No one, they don’t exist. Person 4 and person 5 say person 16 was friends with them years ago, but they were quite vague about it and person 16 denies it.”

Person 1: …
Person 2: …

by SnooSeagull October 26, 2022

Purple Person

A special person / lover / victim

Omg Jose is the purple person because Tina Was Smashing him!

by Sumfuccboi August 8, 2021

Person of Importance

A key person whose actions and opinions influence the events around them.

Ever since Megan's got the job, she's become a Person of Importance.

by the_surveiller May 16, 2013

Personality Puberty

Another way of saying someone is coming out of their shell. A shy person that loses their inhibition.

Person 1:That guy used to be quiet now he tells killer jokes and buys shots for the whole bar. He's actually cool now.

Person 2: Yeah he went throught personality puberty

by jdbombassmofo December 14, 2010

Spaghetti Person

Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.

Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.

by SilverSpoonMan January 15, 2017

personality boner

Someone's personality makes them super attractive.

I got a personality boner for her.

by Chowmein October 31, 2013