secret war

Sex acts; refers to the sounds of sex as heard from another room.

" Sounds like Bob and Sheila next door are having a secret war again."

by Heather Witherden December 9, 2008

Top Secret

When a woman (or man) is fellating another man (or woman) and there are other parties involved in conversation with, or adjacent to the recipient that are not privy to the current action.

That bitch done gave me head under the dinner table, call that top secret. (with some heavy 808's and trap style beat)

by Hot Soapier anonymous May 17, 2020

secret santas

Surprising large breasts that aren't detected until unwrapped.

I can't really tell what's going on under Susan's puffy blouse. You think she's got some Secret Santas?

by coffeecakes May 13, 2015

Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

What a secret squirrel that guy is!

by Swoned.com August 7, 2003

Secret show

Any show that you like/liked yet would take the fact to your grave that you actually watched/watch it.

If Bob were to know my secret show was The Amanda Show he'd kick my ass

by aztechy July 6, 2010

Secret Santa

When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)

Dude, he just totally Secret Santa'd her!

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. November 9, 2017

double secret

double the fun and excitement of a regular secret, this secret contains not one, but a wopping TWO, thats right, TWO secrets. double for your money. better then all the rest because it packs double the kick.

Guunter: spsps whisper spsspspsp (first time).
Guunter: spsps whisper spspspspp (second time).
Jamal: Whooaoaoaoa! WHAT? TWO!!?!?! DUUUUUUUDE that was a double secret. man, your so cool.
Guunter: affirmative.

by Lava October 27, 2004