Wisdom Poo

The act of defecating so hard and fast you come to understand everything about life.

"Dude, I had a mad wisdom poo last night."

by Unicornpoo22 May 25, 2016

Poo stick

A penis that has been pulled out of an anus ceases to be a penis and becomes a poo stick

Oh look there she is, big bad Lisa, doing what she does best in life, chomping on a poo stick!

by Horacio Fartknocker May 9, 2021

Poo window

A poo window descibes the period of time during which it is easy and comfortable to go for a poo. Missing this window may result in over-straining and discomfort!

I missed the poo window this morning coz I didnt wanna use the toilets at work.

by fulleulla February 24, 2009

poo jam

when a poo refuses to go round the u bend of a toilet after flushing.

Daphne had created a poo jam in the works toilet and had to do a double flush to clear the turd

by santorini February 26, 2009

poo-cumber

A large, smell, big fat turd.

Who left a poo-cumber in the toilet?

by Creedon June 12, 2007

Poo Dobber

The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.

Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!

by Blivet Spill April 1, 2009

Pew Poo

The act of moving one's bowels in a confessional after the conclusion of mass. Now archaic, Pew poo may also refer to any churchgoing policeman.

Priest: Jumpin' Jehosaphats! This Pew Poo must be the work of the Devil! Quick, fetch the collection plate!

by Fart Lord April 21, 2010