i got off the couch and set off two cups and a longneck carpet mine drenching the region in beer and shiraz
by kidlinger June 28, 2010
Get the carpet minemug. Opposite of shit posting. Where you end up down a rabbit hole online looking at the most random things e.g. the sex life of conjoined twins through the ages. Weirdly educational but strange journeying all the same.
by Elz33 September 4, 2025
Get the Shit miningmug. by gabeitxh July 27, 2024
Get the so it mine elmug. A low tech method to catch someone hacking your computer by surfing web sites or typing information that will get a reaction.
I just figured out *name* was hacking my home computer since they just tripped the mining the harbor
by bek1966 May 22, 2019
Get the mining the harbormug. A 175 subscriber YouTuber who is an egotistical asshole and thinks he is rich by flexing cheap items and trying to manipulate his young ass audience to believe that he is actually rich. He is also an insensitive asshole aswell. He bullies people who criticizes him in the comments by saying "You are not allowed to criticize me because you have less subscribers and get less views than me" and other bullshit like that and when he gets called out for it, he makes a video, "WHY AM I GETTING HATE" when he clearly knows why he is getting hate. In that video, he manipulates people into not hating on him by saying that "they're a bad person if they do". He also calls out people with the same name as him and accuses them of "copying" him, when they don't at all. They just have the same name.
by UnderM September 1, 2018
Get the Mine Dudemug. A threat. Used to indicate the speaker's intent to exact serious retribution from the owner of said ass. The literal threat is that the speaker will take ownership of the ass as their property and will freely penetrate the anus at their discretion, either for sexual pleasure, to inflict pain, or both. However, this literal act is rarely the intended form of punishment the speaker wishes to mete out. Usually, the speaker wishes to convey they will exert the full extent of their authority over the other person to assert dominance over them. Loss of bodily autonomy illustrates submission.
Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."
Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.
Related phrases:
You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
Commonly used as an ultimatum; e.g., "if you crash my car, your ass is mine."
Typically, this is used only amongst males where the threat of anal rape is playful banter with a homoerotic undercurrent. If used against the opposite sex, the threat of sexual violence carries a more severe tone and would be highly inappropriate.
Related phrases:
You selling your ass, boy?
I own your ass.
The game is over, your ass is mine! (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
If you drop the ball again, your ass is mine. (my sixth grade football coach)
by a_null_bandit December 28, 2023
Get the your ass is minemug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the Mine Feels The Most Rightmug.