frosty hand grenade

Where someone throws a used condom at their partner and a yells "Fire in the hole."
"Dude i cant believe you actually did, the frosty hand grenade."

"I know i hit her right in the face. She had no idea."
by Anthony and Matty January 4, 2009
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Grove City Frosty

When a man creampies a woman, and immediately turns around and shits in the same hole, creating a frosty-like substance.
Her Grove City Frosty was a little warm for my liking.
by MDBeaver November 19, 2015
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Bad Mr. Frosty

A 'Bad Mr. Frosty' is when a male ejaculates into a snowball and hits someone in the face with it.
"Did you hear that Randy have his girlfriend a Bad Mr. Frosty?"
by BMFrosty December 19, 2016
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Frosty Hang-lo

Male genitalia hanging out after a hot shower.

Origins: air-drying of the balls and shaft make your junk cold, but they are hanging low because of the hot shower you just took.
Bro #1: "Bro, wrap your towel better. I can see your junk, dude."
Bro #2: "Quit looking at my frosty hang-lo, fag."
by Fun Jonny May 12, 2009
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frosty turd nuggets

Frosty turd nuggets. When a group of guys are so bad at a sport that they instead play with their own poop and eat it.
My god did you see how bad that team played? They were playing like a bunch of frosty turd nuggets.

Dad do we have to watch these frosty turd nuggets they suck!
by California snafu October 10, 2018
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Frosty Red Icicle

A crazy finish to an orgy which has 12-33 retarded midgets with micro penises ejaculating on a 3 foot tall redhead that is upside down in the freezing cold and letting the nut freeze resulting in a hairdew that results in the redhead resembling a troll fom the movie trolls.
“God mother fucking dam, that bitch just got a crazy Frosty Red Icicle”

“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”

“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”
by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 7, 2023
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Frosty Vag Cleaning

The act of using a chilled douche for vaginal cleansing. This is usually provided as a service by a third party.
Sally is very uptight. she could really use a frosty vag cleaning.
by SpitfireTitties December 4, 2011
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