children

children is a plural word

these children are tasty children is child plural

by grandmastinkslol September 13, 2021

Children

They are the spawn of Satan. They also like Dog Treats because they look like Scooby Snacks. Why? I dunno ask the Children

The Children got into the Dog Treats again.

by Not-So-Sweet-Treats November 17, 2018

Children

Mmm, yum yums.

Mmm, children! How delicate and delicious!

by Pasta. November 19, 2021

SWATing Children

Yelling out in class that another student is making "gun signs" with his hands or other objects to get the victim student kicked out of school temporarily and sent to juvenile detention while being investigated by authorities. School policies having zero tolerance and the victim has no recourse for being the victim of a "SWATing Children" attack. This is a bullying technique that became popular in schools in late 2013.

This is similar to SWATing except that the victimized child usually does not have to face a SWAT team with guns drawn.

On April 3rd, 2014 in Vernon, New Jersey a 13 year old boy Ethan Chaplin was suspended from school for twirling a pencil - another student said he was making "gun motions send him to juvie". This prompted the school to suspend Ethan and require a psych eval just to return. The student that "SWATing Children"'d Ethan did this as retaliation.

Google "He's making gun motions, send him to juvie." to find this story on the web.

by Dr. Cook May 19, 2014

the children

Dead.

Guy: "The children...they're all dead...what kind of monster would do this?!"
Random cow that just appeared from nowhere: "skateboards."

by 7568ino November 23, 2023

Children

The snack that smiles back

How do you like your children Jim?
-Lightly salted, with a side of ketchup

JIM NO

by Asriel The Goat August 13, 2021

Grocery Store Children

Feral kids, usually with dirty feet and poorly clothed. Indicative of children that run wild without parental supervision in a commercial store. They may be seen screaming, crying, demanding items "they want", and may be found blocking your path down a narrow isle while their parents refuse to tell them to get out of the way.

*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.

I see someone's Grocery Store Children out on the scene of that wreck. (Quote: Sheree Horn)

by Chief of Chiefs January 14, 2024