A distant relative to the Irish goodbye, the Batman goodbye is the art of leaving without a word—but only when you’re hanging out with just one other person.
It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.
It’s the same sudden, silent exit, but on a more intimate, one-on-one scale, leaving the other person wondering if you were ever really there at all.
by Drew_knew_you October 19, 2024

When one man dresses up as Batman and his gay lover is the joker. Batman would stick a Batarang up the joker's rectum and the joker would something in my ass twice. While Daddy Batman is whipping him.
by PP FArt Bubble May 9, 2022

Angus Ross is batman
by notBobin November 15, 2023

A Sexual maneuver in which you have sex with her until you're about to finish, aaand then you kill her parents...
John: How did the one night stand go last night?
Mark: Pretty good, I fucked her, then I did the Batman.
Mark: Pretty good, I fucked her, then I did the Batman.
by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017

by IMBATMANFROMMARVEL November 16, 2023

by GingyX3 May 31, 2022
