by Amazing358foot November 17, 2020

Described as being "as divisive as he is legendary," this man is an amazing musician...and a downright horrible person. Even if you agree with him politically, one simply cannot deny that he is an utterly reprehensible human being.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 9, 2024

by sugaboogerstink July 3, 2023

When you have sex with a hot underage girl (jailbait) on a county fair stage while wearing camo and a Republican pin. At the same time, you're choaking her (stranglehold) and breathing in the scent of her wet panties on your face, i.e. "wango tango."
Dude, did you see that guy giving that high school chick the Ted Nugent last night? It almost makes me want to vote for the fucktard.
by PubeMafia11 July 1, 2024

The sexiest man alive, sometimes this extreamly sexy man will try to get into the shower with you. But dont worry. He only will molest you without consent. If you give him consent he will not intrested.
by Keagantenzie January 7, 2020

Ted is a pumpkin he wants to sell you something mostly seen at hollween his worst enemy that always try’s to one up him is cucumber lemon with his wife lime
by Lemonmonke_vr February 28, 2022

An STD which is passed on by kissing someone, if you kiss someone with ted ravies you have perminant sloppy lips
by Mollystafford315 January 26, 2017
