English teacher

A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion

Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,

In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice

He’s the first to die

Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,

He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)

Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)

Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire

by ok so its eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee October 2, 2023

Teachers pet

A person who always snitches on you when you take a step forward at them or they challenge to fight you on a damn Monday or Wednesday. When you actually fight them, or actually touch them lightly, they will either:
Snitch
Cry to the teacher
and my favorite one..
Try to attack you but you KTFO of them.

This Teachers pet is so annoying! When will he ever stop picking and snitching on me??

by ValkDefNotFound April 26, 2022

Tenafly Teacher

Teachers in tenafly, do not care about theyre students. Often complain and call the kids spoiled, which they are correct for but should not be saying. Often fired for molesting children. They assign as much work as they can, students that they teach do more work per class that they do per week. Used as a derogatory term.

I hope you become a Tenafly Teacher.

by EightMedusa March 30, 2023

bad teacher

A person who gives a term's worth of homework for you to do in the two week holidays (gives holiday homework), tells you to move schools just because you didn't do that homework and has favourites in a class.

Math teacher: ...And also i assigned you more Mathletics homework.
Me: Yaay -_-
Friend: *In low voice* Really?
Me: *Also in a low voice* ofc not.
Teacher: HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A THING, MAYBE YOU ShOULD CONSIDER MOVING THIS YEAR RATHER THAN IN YEAR 10!
*Class is quiet and ends ten minutes later*
Me: SHE'S SO FUCKING MEAN AND SUCH A FUCKING IDIOT.Why the fuck was she even listening to my conversation? I WASN'T EVEN THAT LOUD FOR GOD'S SAKE!!
Friends: Ikr that so harsh of her, she's such a bad teacher.

by Welp001212 April 19, 2019

that vegan teacher

a braindead vegan who makes countless attempts to forcing you to be vegan. she also makes bad comparisons. for example, she tries to compare a gay person being bullied to the making of a steak as dacept explains that said bad comparison.

bill: have you seen that vegan teacher's mcdonald's tiktok?
jim: yeah, if only she knew that is not how the world works.

by dagr8estgamer/rick animation March 1, 2022

Teacher Devaki

A demon that is pretty.. weird. Gives lots of works and judge you based on.. everything.

I HATE TEACHER DEVAKI

by Goostie October 3, 2021

Englishish Teacher

"English" Teachers in a foreign country mainly in Asia who are not from a country where their mother tongue is English. They are some shade of white and somehow have their employer fooled that they are from North America, Australia, or the UK.

Student: Damnit, not another Englishish teacher.
Mom: You mean English Teacher right?
Student: No I mean Englishlish because he is not from America, Canada, UK, or Australia. He is from Belarus. Where the hell is Belarus!?

by ursaggybutt101 March 8, 2017