pedo stash

When a man’s moustache looks makes them look like a pedo

Bob: Bruv you need to get rid of the pedo stash
John: Mate my shaver is broken i’ll get a new one next week

by lukeeey January 22, 2025

hope the lid stays tight

Hoping to not take anymore pills/drugs

Idk man let's hope the lid stays tight

by Volleylover369 March 2, 2017

Homie-Hoe-stasis

The state of perfect balance between spending time with one's friends & spending time with one's significant other.

"Man, I wanna spend time with my girlfriend, but I also don't wanna neglect my homies. What do?"

"I don't know man, I guess you've just gotta balance to reach Homie-Hoe-stasis."

by Fuet July 27, 2017

Emergency napkin stash

A collection of napkins, often from various fast food restaurants, stored in the center console of an automobile for use in emergency contingency situations.

I sneezed and spilled my coffee, so I reached into my emergency napkin stash.

by RoundenBrown December 5, 2019

following.ethereal.stays

Best person ever no conversation needed (also fruity asf)

AINT NO WAY @following.ethereal.stays JUST FOLLOWED ME 😨😨

by Latte.minho September 15, 2021

What happens in seaside stays in seaside

What ever happens in seaside Florida should and will stay in seaside Florida forever.

"I got this girl pregnant in seaside Florida what do I do"
"What happens in seaside stays in seaside"

by Jackobeast256 September 27, 2021

Snatch ‘N Stash

The act of fingerbanging someone and immediately rubbing their internal juices on your upper lip.

Bro, I just ran a snatch ‘n stash in the bathroom with that dude Mario. Want to take a whiff?

by Dubyatee June 8, 2022