Stoned

the state i'm in at the moment. i'm almost positive it has different definitions for everyone, because everyone experiences a high differently. for me, i start thinking about ways to solve all the worlds problems or say something and laugh and then forget what i was laughing about. in this state, music sounds amplified and you feel like you're "in it". i find myself unable to not move to the music. but thats just me. everything becomes exponentially funnier. sometimes, you even hallucinate at this stage and see mickey mouse like i have. your limbs feel really heavy like rocks, hence the name "stoned" basically, the only way for you to really understand the definition is to get to this state yourself. so toke up !

"OH MY GOD LISTEN TO THIS" what ? "oh.. i forgot. i had a plan to save the seagulls but i forgot cus i'm stoned."

by brendabong November 1, 2009

Souness

A term used in place of Superb to describe an item or situation of surpassing excellence.

"Oh man, those chicken wings were Souness!!"

OR

Jonnie: "Hey, why don't you come up for dinner on Friday, we can get a curry?.."

Alan: "SOUNESS!! I'll see you then"

by dawnaday May 18, 2011

Phill Stone

Insanely funny college bum who works at Mc Donalds, matureity of a dog in heat when around lay, 1 of papa lazarou's many wives but now widowed as he wasnt good enough for papa or his circus, has four legs and an iron willy and 13 toes,{see incest}.

Hey phill you crazy assed 13 toed mofo, quit humpping lay's leg and make me some pie!!!!

by MINE!!!! January 25, 2004

De-Stone

This is the time after you smoke a joint to enjoy your buzz before you have to get up and perform some task, like, doing the dishes, taking out the garbage, taking a shower, just about anything but sit and enjoy the buzz.

Tom said "Suzy, it's time for the dog to go out." Suzy replied," I'll do it after I de-stone for awhile."

by The Prince of Smoke November 16, 2010

and i was stoned

Added to the end of a stupid excuse to make the excuse seem slightly better than what it is worth.

Will: Why'd you put that up on facebook.
Ed:Because it's funny.
Will:...
Ed:(realizing the seriousness) and i was stoned

by Ghost2human May 15, 2010

Stone Hill Middle School

Stone Hill Middle School is located in Ashburn Virginia also known as “CASHburn”, where if your house cost less than $500,000 then it’s considered “ghetto”. This school is full of curry munching try hard cunts. The students here normally cry there faces off when receiving below a 97 on a math test. It’s a hard life to be a while kid at stone hill because you must get all A’s and B’s or or considered slow. Let’s not forget stone hills famous line “OFF AND AWAY” were if you have your phone out it gets taken away by the school for three whole weeks!!! Also, our nutty eighth grade civics teacher and previous stripper hold a nice place in stone hills staff.

Ben: “you go to Stone Hill Middle School?”

Mark: “more like stone hell”

by AvocadoTANKS!! January 27, 2019

stone over

When you smoke so much weed or some amazing weed and you wake up the next morning your still high.

Yah man, after that fat sack last night I woke up this mornin with a stone over.

by G dubs May 17, 2006