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Bag and Spoon

A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!
Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.
by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021
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Spoon Insurance

A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!

so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
by Necri December 17, 2021
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Netflix and Spoon

Watching Netflix while eating a gallon of ice cream with your friend trying to get over your failing love life.
hey, can you come over on Friday for a netflix and spoon session?
by SterlingSilver17 November 22, 2016
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spoon leg

When I used to play golf with my grandfather and his buddies. One would come back from peeing, and another would say “looks like you spoon legged”. It’s when you drip a little and it visible to others.
Give it an extra shake or two so you don’t spoon leg.
by Shaketex October 9, 2017
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spoon dong

Big head no girth. Just a taste, quick snack!
Dude was a spoon dong, a quick snack , but Im still hungry.
by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022
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Doom spoons

Another word for cobra. smol cobras are teaspoons of doom
1:doom spoons are yes
1:agreed
1: oh shit i forgot to change accounts
3: its ok bro we all agree
by SZ ran out of chips December 12, 2018
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Snooze Spoon

Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.
I love burying my morning wood in her booty while we snooze spoon.
by Sausage_Dictionary May 3, 2016
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