spoon dong

Big head no girth. Just a taste, quick snack!

Dude was a spoon dong, a quick snack , but Im still hungry.

by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022

The Spoons Years

A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.

A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!

by Web* October 28, 2018

spoon-ationship

A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.

Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.

by JoJoWahHeeHaw June 24, 2014

Savage Spooning

An un-expected and often dangerous incident involving an aggressive spooning, which may result in physical and psychological trauma.

Did you hear about the savage spooning that Julien got from Veronique? He hasn't been able to walk properly in a week and doesn't appear to be able to construct sentences.

by jimmybumflaps November 12, 2019

Spoon Insurance

A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!

so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.

Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!

by Necri December 17, 2021

Milky Spoon

When you spoon your boyfriend (or significant other with a penis), and wank them off at the same time, therefore resulting in a "milky spoon".

I gave Dave a milky spoon last night, after he power washed my anus with his tongue.

by powerwasher69420 November 17, 2021

Snooze Spoon

Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.

I love burying my morning wood in her booty while we snooze spoon.

by Sausage_Dictionary May 3, 2016