A rather unconventional sexual act, whereby the penis and scrotum are simultaneously inserted into an orifice (pussy, ass or mouth). An act reserved for those not faint of heart, and testicles of steel. Good luck!
Richards experienced a rather unpleasant trip to the ER, following a botched attempt at performing the ‘Bag and Spoon on his unsuspecting partner.
by AbhorrentRichards July 18, 2021
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by Maryjane* December 13, 2017
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The act of removing the spine and troublesome organs via incision down the back, then huddle inside the corpse of your love one.
Method 2:
unhinging the jaw of a love one, stepping inside feet first and pulling the body around like a jumpsuit of onesie
whatever method is used the outcome should be the same; Your full face showing out of the horrid opening that use to be your lover's mouth. showcasing your gleeful face and you bathe in the safety and serenity of the omega spoon
The act of removing the spine and troublesome organs via incision down the back, then huddle inside the corpse of your love one.
Method 2:
unhinging the jaw of a love one, stepping inside feet first and pulling the body around like a jumpsuit of onesie
whatever method is used the outcome should be the same; Your full face showing out of the horrid opening that use to be your lover's mouth. showcasing your gleeful face and you bathe in the safety and serenity of the omega spoon
"Jessica, i love Brad so much! i want to omega spoon him tonight"-Amanda
"aww that's so cute! i'm jealous "- Jessica
"aww that's so cute! i'm jealous "- Jessica
by Fornite sux July 5, 2018
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by SterlingSilver17 November 22, 2016
Get the Netflix and Spoon mug.When you spoon your boyfriend (or significant other with a penis), and wank them off at the same time, therefore resulting in a "milky spoon".
by powerwasher69420 November 17, 2021
Get the Milky Spoon mug.A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.
A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
by Web* October 28, 2018
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Kendall, Grace, Robert, & Nana played spoon wars & shields. Team Nike, consisting of Robert and Grace, beat their opponents, Team Victory, Nana & Kendall.
by off brand oxford August 13, 2022
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