quamel spill

A very flatulent texter. Rapidly fires illiteracy. If found, do not provoke; ghett toe ness will prevail in the form of gangs. Characteristics include, but are not limited to: having the worst name on the planet, having a thing for transcendentalism, and a love of chicken on napkins.

Asian: Do you want this chicken?

Quamel spill: Yeah, just set it on that napkin right tharr.

by blAckchina December 9, 2013

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Oil Spill

The result of a successful and triumphant Alaskian Pipe Line. This is when both parties involved take equal risk. The first steps are identical to a traditional Alaskan Pipe Line. Once the frozen member has thawed completely, the giver now becomes the receiver. The thawed, now melted shit condom is jetacended from the anus to gracefully fall on the waiting revivers face, exploding on impact.

Bob gave Marry an Alaskian Pipe Line on Friday night. Bob and Marry got to drunk and forgot about it. On Saturday night Marry abruptly gave Bob a massive Oil Spill. Their marriage blossomed like never before after that.

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I just spilled tea all over my crumpets

When one gets over excited whilst watching some scantily clad ladies, and edjaculates in ones pants all over their crumpets!

"Is that some side dabloons I see?..................*10 seconds later*.................. Gosh darn it! I just spilled tea all over my crumpets!"

by Hellsayeah December 12, 2012

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Morning After Spill

Flinging oneself or being flung down a flight of stairs with the sole purpose of avoiding or terminating a pregnancy.

"I just want to take a maternity leave to get away from my asshole of a boss. So I've come to work pregnant a few times. Sadly, when I show up to work with even the tiniest glow he leaps from his desk, screams "MORNING AFTER SPILL!" and I find myself tumbling down the office stairwell. Cheers to Plan C!"

by beejer-egg August 26, 2013

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