spidermonkey

horn dog...somebody who is VERY horny!

your new girlfriend is a spidermonkey

by courtney f. March 15, 2005

spodermanbuttcrackguy

A gay bitch that will rape you

Watch out, here comes the spodermanbuttcrackguy

by mcfebble October 15, 2019

Amazing Spidurman

A person so amazingly inept that idiocy could be considered their super power.

Jim is such an idiot, he's The Amazing Spidurman.

by mrJLYoung January 27, 2015

spermanate

to ejaculate/ cum
to do sex wee

my mrs was sucking me off, then i pulled out and spermanated all over her face

by chimp101 March 5, 2008

Spideraxe30

Yet another Internet weirdo nobody really knows.

I know Spideraxe30 - no one said.
I trust Spideraxe30 - no one said.
Spideraxe30 is a cool guy - no one said.

by Barkingdog August 13, 2023

spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007

spidermonkey

A sexual move combining the spiderman and monkey face moves.

"You superman that ho?" "No." "You robocop that ho?" "No." "You spiderman that ho?" "Close, I made that ho a spidermonkey."

by JLinHK May 23, 2008