The Lando Special is the intergalactic sexual act that only VERY few individuals have successfully pulled off. (formerly known as the "Han Job")
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).
You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.
Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).
You will need a Twi'lek, a Jawa, a Wookiee and a wheat thin (or any cracker or chip of similar size).
You must simply make love to the space behind the knees of the Twi'lek, "finish" on the wheat thin, and feed it to the Jawa while the Wookiee watches.
Don't feel sorry for the Jawa, they are legendary savagers and are happy with eating just about ANYTHING for a meal.
No one know what happens at the end because very few have pulled it off, but legend has it, if done right the Wookiee joins in on the eating of the wheat thin (unconfirmed).
Space Guy1: Man, I made a fortune betting on that tauntaun race.
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.
12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!
Space Guy2: You really want to do something crazy!?
Space Guy1: Sure
Space Guy2: Have you ever had The Lando Special? I know a great place where we can order a couple.
Space Guy1: Awesome, but what's a "Lando Special"?
Space Guy2: You'll see. Hold on, we need to stop and get a box of wheat thins first.
12 hours later*
Space Guy1: Whoa, The Lando Special is amazing!
by ChewieHasLice February 24, 2020
Get the The Lando Specialmug. by IonicAtlas September 5, 2016
Get the Special Delieverymug. When you get a fresh jar of mayonnaise, open it up, mix it up with your dick, and then you proceed to put it in a females ass. Afterwards, you wipe up the excess mayo with a piece of bread, add all your sandwich fixins and enjoy!
by Pooprick25 May 26, 2017
Get the Lunchtime Specialmug. A two-for-one, killing two birds with one stone, etc.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.
Usually used in a negative context, as in something bad happening.
Can be light-hearted or really tragic.
by Kaine Parker July 2, 2016
Get the Pacitti Specialmug. When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!
by melvinjunko June 29, 2009
Get the Splooge Specialmug. 1. combination meal served at Oriental Kitchen which includes Noodles, few pieces of fried chicken, and rice in your choice hot or teriyaki sauce. Always served hot and fresh by a middle-aged Korean man who looks like he wants to chop you head off with a cleaver.
WHAT DO YOU WANT!
uh...can i have one uni special?
WHAT KIND OF SAUCE
uh...teriyaki?
NOW GET OUT
ok..
uh...can i have one uni special?
WHAT KIND OF SAUCE
uh...teriyaki?
NOW GET OUT
ok..
by Peter Kim March 8, 2003
Get the Uni Specialmug. by Saru chan March 15, 2022
Get the The Busgray Specialmug.