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mounting in solitude

A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.
Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”

Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”
by Steven Ambatukam June 14, 2024
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Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
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American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-
by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018
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My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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I don't speak russian I speak soviet

What literally i will say when i am in RUSSIA
me:*goes to russia*
russians:do you speak russian?
me:no
russians:then what language do you speak?
me: I don't speak russian i speak soviet
russians:how does this make any sense
by ihandlethisidk September 14, 2022
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I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today

Humorous way of saying dat you currently have plenty of time to complete your present task --- i.e., you aren't "rushin' around".
I started out extra-early on my around-town-errands trip, so I don't hafta visit da Soviet Union today.
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
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