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snot swab

Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
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Butthole Snot

Butthole snot is a bodily fluid. Butthole snot can only be produced by a person who is not the owner of the snot-holding butthole.
I was partying with Gwen and walked into Gavin’s backstage dressing room. We totally surprised him mid-thrust as he was donating butthole snot to a poor, misguided male groupie.
by I am the Travis November 29, 2020
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eastern snot bloc

A vanilla slice imported from the communist states of Central & Eastern Europe.
Trevor bought a Eastern Snot Bloc from a Romanian Baker the other day.
by Mikhal Pickle April 27, 2020
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think snot

When one thinks and talks about someone/something so much, that they need to blow them/it out of their head. A bad idea being obsessed about out-loud. Generally causes irritation to others to have to listen to, repeatedly.

Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.
Jenny should think snot Jake before she ends up with no friends.
by SkiMoore September 8, 2020
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snot rocket

A large string or ball of green slime that is expelled from one's schnozz by plugging the other nostril, tilting your head and blowing really hard. The beauty is that no tissue is required if executed properly.
Grampa Joe just honked a huge snot rocket in his soup. Gakkkk
by FE517,KOS September 14, 2020
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The Siberian Snot Rocket

when a guy cums into a girls nose and then the girl spits it out it as if it was a loogie out of her mouth.
Guy: Me and my girl tried the Siberian snot rocket last night
guy #2: dude that's gnarly,
by brincest69 September 20, 2020
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The Siberian Snot Rocket

when a guy cums into a girls nose and then the girl spits it out it as if it was a loogie out of her mouth.
Guy: Me and my girl tried the Siberian snot rocket last night
guy #2: dude that's gnarly,
by brincest69 September 20, 2020
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