Breast Smother

Something all women with huge breasts should do to men.

Emily breast smothered Eddy for a good 45 minutes. He was totally helpless as his face sank deep into her huge juggs.

by Dancing with Fire October 12, 2011

Smoocharoo

A combination of the verb to smooch (to cuddle, kiss a little and perhaps even go as far as getting to 2nd base) and the last part of the word for the animal Kangaroo (Weird, furry, jumping animal, native to Australia. Often regarded as cuddly, soft and sweat which is actually a misconception as the bastards will kick the shit outta ya if you get too close. They also make great bbq meat. But that aside.)

You give your loved one a smoocharoo when you want to keep the end of your conversation short. Rather than getting into the whole 'I want to kiss you allover, hold you real tight, I'll miss you so much, You hang up first, No YOU hang up first; you just say: 'Smoocharoo, babe.'

Guy: 'Sorry girl but I gots to go'
Girl: 'Please don't go! I miss you already!'
guy: 'Big smoochafuckinroo shorty.'
girl: '... Smoocharoo baby!'

(Guy hangs up phone or walks away leaving girl with fantasy resulting in shiver down spine.)

by Dee_tox December 27, 2008

Smoothier

A title bestowed to the best smoothie makers in the world; true masters of their art.

This title is given once per year in the annual smoothie making competition held in Geneva, Switzerland.

Jonathan was fed smoothies in utero and started making his own at the age of 2. He has made millions of smoothies in his lifetime for celebrities and royalty alike, most notably Princess Diana (post mortem), Chuck Norris' beard, Charlie Sheen's hair, and Kim Jung Il. He is also a 12 time winner of the International Smoothie Award and was named Smoothier for the past 10 years running.

by JonnyOptimus October 3, 2016

Smoothie Bowl

step 1:
put some shit in a blender

step 2:
pour it in a bowl

step 3:
be pretentious

How to make a smoothie bowl: put a smoothie in a bowl

by gay of thrones August 28, 2020

Chocolate smoothie

The act of anal to ejaculation, followed by a tossed salad, then usually followed by a kiss.

Dude, you are sick. I can't believe you gave her a chocolate smoothie.

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008

short smoothie

When a man attempts to have intercourse with you, without being fully erect. Usally occurs after consuming mass quantities of alcohol and/or illegal drugs.

"How did it go with Kevin last night?" .. "Things were getting really hot, then he tried to give me a short smoothie. I got dressed and left."

by vit2010 December 25, 2010

Choo Choo real smoothin

To just be chillin or going with the flow

Friend: “Bro I’m so stressed out I didn’t study for this test.”
Me:“Can't relate. I’m choo choo real smoothin over here”

by mony p-p-pony February 8, 2019