Smiling Neapolitan

This act is both a culinary and sexual delight. Generally starts with an Italian meal, then flourishes into a maddening sexual encounter. As it progresses the woman suggests desert, (Neapolitan ice cream) the bar of ice cream is carefully placed between the woman’s legs (pink side up) for obvious reasons. Pink represent the vagina, white the taint, and chocolate represent the anus. At which time the man eats hardily until the woman smiles with unmistakable conviction.

After dinner I gave Sara a smiling Neapolitan for desert

by Daddy Wags September 13, 2008

Smiley Face Pancake

When you are fucking a girl and then cum in her eyes and shoot all over her lips and mouth. Tiny peices of shit are also required on the lips and if possible, the eyes.

John: I was screwing Denise last night and pulled a Smiley Face Pancake on her. It was great!

Thomas: Wow, sounds like you had a good time!

by Ieuannnnnnnnnn March 5, 2009

Hairy Smile

The rim of excessive ginger fuzz around the outside of a boys lips, creating the illusion of a vagina on the face

'yo, did you see that shaun kid today? He had a hairy smile, creating the illusion of a vagina on the face'

by Lauren and Joe June 4, 2007

Sidewalk Smiley

The act of making someone bite the curb and then stomping on their head to break out their teeth and probably break their jaw.

American History X
Rent it. Watch it. Steal it.
(There's a sidewalk smiley in it.)

by Tommy Tough Nuts November 8, 2007

Belly Smile

1)When a person sits down and his/her fat over lays over the belly button creating a smile. Then add the nipples and voila a belly smile!

2)Another way to call a person fat

1)Ay man, your belly smile is pretty happy.

2) Whoa, your belly smile IS HUGE!

by Mr. RedBar December 11, 2009

Smilin' Bob

1. Chris Hein's dad.

2. Anyone who takes enzyte.

3. Anyone who smiles excessively

Wow, i bet smilin bob took his enzyte today!

by Pat "the bat" Burrell February 21, 2005

smile job

When someone smiles for a very creepily long amount of time until the other person freaks out and there reaction is unknown.
The purpose of this is to see peoples random reactions to get a rise of laughter from you and your friends.

"I just gave that old man a smile job from a across the room and he winked at me!"....*hysterical laughter*

I just gave that small child a smile job and he made a stupid face at me!

by thesaminator17 October 13, 2010