psychiatrist: hello sir, can we help you with a shower, some clean clothes and ointment for your head lice? You must be very uncomfortable!
patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!
psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D
nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.
patient: get your hands off me, punk! I AM JESUS CHRIST, GODDAMNIT! GOD DAMN YOU all to HELL! I am your SAVIOR, you motherfucker!!
psychiatrist to nurse : OK, I think we need a HAC and put Smelly Christ in 31-D
nurse: We can't put him in 31-D because Shitty Christ is in 31-W and they'll get confused.
by barffbag October 13, 2018
When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 30, 2023
When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 30, 2023
When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet
by Diaries of my dirty sister November 30, 2023
A smelly twee is a scottish term to describe rats that live close to humans.
Joke varietions such as "tweeaaboos" are also often overheard.
Joke varietions such as "tweeaaboos" are also often overheard.
by saucecook69420 August 31, 2018
by Big black salami July 31, 2019
by fingerblaster789 November 30, 2016