Fire Sextingsquisher

When you have so much cum, that you could put out a 13 story apartment complex if it were burning to the ground in a fiery ablaze with one single cum shot.

T-mad: dude I haven’t jacked off in like 4 days.

Big Cheesey: holy fuck dude. I can’t go more than 9 hours or I have to fuck my pillows or something.

T-mad: yea man my balls are gigantic rn. I feel like I could use my Cock for a Fire Sextingsquisher if need be.

Big Cheesey: There’s an industrial building in flames on broad rn. Go be a hero.

by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm June 20, 2020

Ex-sextation

The feeling or thought that you will resume your old sex life with an ex with no regard for you present life or anyone in it.

Ex-sextation- I recently had seen my ex and acted on unrealistic ex-sextaion she was discussed.
My old partner had ex-sextaions that made me sure that leaving him was the right choice.
My ex-sextaions left me feeling lonely because she was over our last relationship what a bitch!

by Suxatore2022 April 22, 2022

makeup sexting

When you have a “make up sex” session but it happens via text. Usually it follows a fight or disagreement.

Dude! I started a fight with my virtual girlfriend just to get the makeup sexting. It’s so hot!

by Single dad journeys August 9, 2023

Orgy broadcast sexting

Where some people have an orgy and everyone is sexting out photos of scenes from the orgy on there cell phone.

There orgy broadcast sexting.

by judge dredd7 October 15, 2012

Drive-by Sext

When an old hook up randomly sends you an unsolicited sext / dirty text and then ghosts you.

Girl 1: "This guy Andrew that I hooked up with a couple of months ago just sent me a sext at 2pm on a Tuesday...when I texted him back, he never replied."
Girl 2: "Oo yeah, he's messing with you with that drive-by sext"

by anonymous March 18, 2023