No Simp September

You know it boys, no simping allowed for the hole month of September

-dude I went on a date with Audrey last night
- Bro are you kidding me?! It’s No Simp September you have violated the boy’s laws 😤

by 69vmoore May 5, 2020

September

The month that when ends, you should wake someone up

Wake me up when september ends

by TheRealRealConsole September 18, 2018

September 27

the day when the most saltiest french fry Dinosaur loving boy was born aka kei tsukishima💛💛🍟🍟🍟💛💛

friend :when's tsukishima bday again
me : September 27 dummy

by kpop & anime Stan February 2, 2020

September 30th

September 30th is the day that you meet the love of your life it’s just a fact it’s also a national eat your girl out day she deserves it after all the national suck a dick days there are

Damn it’s September 30th already how the fuck did that happen

by A random person that has £3.45 October 19, 2019

September 24th

The craziest bitches are born on this day. They won't be afraid to pull a knife on you.

Don't mess with him/her.
They're mad but great fun when you get to know them

Person 1: She's so weird
Person 2: it's expected, she was born on September 24th

by BarbieThingZ October 30, 2019

September 9th

Grab ass day any person with a fat ass grab they shii ocurrr ahh single or not ya bf or ya gf can’t get mad 😒.

September 9th grab it

by Ahhhsexccass August 15, 2019

September 18

It’s ride the dick day, slow motion or fast motion you betta put the work.

Sis that man needs a memorable lesson. Give him a September 18 gift‼️

by Brazyyyy October 16, 2019