shwaked

The state of being completely drunk. (shw-aaa-ked)

"Dude, i was soo fuckin SHWAKED last night!!"

by UnFadEaBle April 28, 2008

Shaved Cat

shaved cats are the lamest things ever. they are those wannabe skaters that are between the ages of 8 and 16. they usually have shaved heads and are short but not always. they always act really cocky even though they're losers/posers
Its often used as an insult when someone is being lame and too normal

*guys with buzz cuts on skateboards skate by*
Sophie: Oh god, its the shaved cats. I hope they choke on their hairballs

Joon: "He has a flathead. Therefore I hate him"
Julian: "ok?"
Joon: "Go die you shaved cat"

Bryan: "I'm so much cooler than you fat Asians"
Samantha: "No one likes you you're just some lame shaved cat"

Cole: "Psh I'm so much cooler than you, Joon"
Jeremy: "Go fuck yourself you shaved cat"

by A pocketfull of amazingness February 21, 2009

shaver

Something that everyone who's been called a Piyush should have in their possession.

You are a Piyush. Buy a shaver, please.

by Shaver Salesmen May 13, 2005

shaveworthy

Someone you wanna fuck.

Britney Spears is shaveworthy
Scary Spice is not

by jasoon June 18, 2004

Shaveshead

n. a shaved head
v. shaving one's hair until hairless

Imagine how many people had to have their shavesheads for that movie. (about the movie THX-1138)

by Brady N. January 1, 2009

Shaved Manariliti

1.Usually used as an insult to offend another person (AKA Siblings), refering them to a shaved Manatee cross Gorilla. Also is a rare animal that is created when a Manatee and Gorilla mate (not a pretty site).

Haha you look like a Shaved Manariliti!

The Shaved Manariliti feeds on the that it has stored everywhere on its body

by Deisel72 January 24, 2009

Shave the baby

Business buzzword - Meaning to streamline something as much as possible.

On this project we really need to shave the baby

by biggianteggman February 12, 2009