massive shit

A shit found in a public men's room that is so massive it spans the entire width of the toilet bowl and cannot be flushed unless broken into pieces with a shit stick

Oh my God! This massive shit was in the toilet. There was no way to flush it unless I smashed it with a shit stick!

by phreakphace June 18, 2018

nigger faggot shit face

search for fucking nigger faggot shit face

it's basically the same thing.

black nigger: nigger faggot shit face
black nigger: k

by a retarded guy August 12, 2017

Chowder Shit

British nickname for Washington Husky basketball player Matthew Bryan-Amaning.

Dude 1: The Huskies are playing.
Dude 2: Here's to hoping Chowder Shit doesn't play!

by Mozzillest November 3, 2010

Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!

tenpenny’s saying to carl johnson in big smoke’s crack lab when he shoots the generator and you have to escape.

“Carl you motherfucking piece of shit gang banging cock sucker!”

by jasoniyan May 6, 2018

shit leopard

1.Someone who cannot change their past, no mater how hard they try to change it.

2.The old saying "a leopard can't change it's spots" with the word shit placed in front of leopard. Coined by Julian's cop girlfriend Erica on the Trailer Park Boys.

1. That Timothy Johnson is a shit leopard.

2."Julian's friend Ricky, in my opinion, is a shit leoopard that can't change it's spots"

-Erica, Trailer Park Boys

by Tom the kid July 17, 2006

beat the ever-living shit out of you

For situations where the more common phase "...beat the shit out of you..." is inadequate in conveying the profound level of beating that is about to take place, the enhanced phrase "...beat the every-living shit out of you..." is fully able to convey the more complete intended meaning and associated depth of conviction concerning the need for such a vigorous beating.

Hey Skyczics, it's not cool to steal parts from a man's chopper. It's not cool at all; it's fuck'n chilly - and chilly is never cool. I'm not going to just hurt you for this unforgivable transgression, I'm going to beat the ever-living shit out of you.

by zoner_haziflux2 October 30, 2010

Shit Carters Hat

In the days before modern plumbing the Night Soil Man (shit carter) would pay weekly visits to one's home to collect the sewage receptacle (large metal can) and leave an empty one. This service was usually arranged by the local government authority (the council). As the can was large and heavy the shit carter would often place the can on his head, in order to take it back to the shit truck. To make this task more comfortable he would wear a padded hat. The hat would, over a short period of time, become very flat on top due to the weight of the load.

"Strewth mate, the surf today is as flat as a shit carters hat."

by Wasim Ranamadruta August 31, 2012