tittie shitting

the most epic, extreme way to tell someone to quit FUCKING AROUND!

hey.. hey guys....HEY! QUIT tittie shitting AROUND!

by captain epic of the noids July 7, 2010

Shirking

The act of shitting and jerking at the same time. If you can time yourself to climax as you drop a fat shit, you will experience pleasure like never before.

"You here that moaning coming from the bathroom? Ugh and why does it smell like shit too?"

"Don't worry its probably just some guy shirking it."

by The Pube Whisperer December 14, 2015

Shitting on These Noobs

It's very similar like pwning a noob, "Shitting on Noobs" is the complete domination of one to multiple player(s) and metaphorically dumping on the player when the "dumped-upon" player has been terminated (Shitting on noobs is usually done on the Halo Multiplayer matches on Xbox live)

<Mahamed> That's so cheep, how the fuck did that happen.
<Jamal> Damn sasuke, I'm shitting on these noobs. WHERE'S MY DOUBLE, THERE IT IS.
<Mahamed> Damn, your having diarrhea on these niggas
<Jamal> KILLTROCITY!!!!

by StonecoldM2 January 8, 2010

Nick-Shiting

A dichotomy of social status. On the one hand, it defines a (usually gay) man who is of good descent and breeding, born with a silver spoon in his mouth. Yet through nobody’s fault but his own, he now resides in the slums (usually in the South of London) dawning burberry sneakers and drinking his favourite tipple, Fiddler’s Finger.

Quintessentially, Nick-Shiting is a paradox of society.‘A Posh Chav’

by Mrs Whiting September 1, 2006

granny shifting

Another term for bunting or performing a task at a sub-par level.

Alanna: "Why do I always fail?"

Everyone Else: "LOLOLOLOL because your always granny shifting and not double clutching like you should be!"

by pobcat January 22, 2012

You're shitting me

Expression, usually uttered by brown people, to show their amazement at something. The amazement is often heavily tinged with a high degree of doubt.

You're shitting me, mon! I don't believe you.

by Aprileen Alexander December 27, 2006

reality shifting

Lucid dreaming by writing a script.

Person A : " Yesterday I was reality shifting"

Person B: " That's called Lucid dreaming "

by Art thous madre April 11, 2021