Semen

If you eat too much peanut butter, yours will taste like peanuts.

Mom: Stop eating semen!

Me: Why?

Mom: Because I have to kiss you goodnight later!

Me: *Eats more semen*

by Dr: Mantits May 12, 2022

semen slurper

A woman/girl who wants semen from men.

Sydney is a semen slurper, all she wants is semen from men.

by anonymous November 24, 2023

Pure Semen

When the song's production is so good that listening to it is as satisfying as busting a nut in your bitch.

"Bjork's 'Cocoon' is pure semen to my ears"

by j@mbo February 25, 2021

semen enemy

Another name for a cock block.

I really want to get with Stacy, but her roomate Susan is such a semen enemy!

by DenkenPuto October 17, 2010

Semen Bagel

Probably self-explanatory but it could be like those shit-gay pissass fricking crappy words that something completely different than what they look like...

What the fuck is a Semen Bagel?

by Tsudo-Nymphomaniac November 5, 2020

ninja semen

Semen that sneaks into the wrong hole

He had some ninja semen

by Sigmadino68 May 9, 2024

semen jockey

Someone who enjoys the taste of the salty substance

Carol has been a real semen jockey lately

Andy is a huge semen jockey

by Hernan Hernandez February 8, 2017