Secret tunnel

It’s your period tunnel

Girl: I have blood coming out of my secret tunnel

Boy: interesting

by Hanan.da.banan🍌 October 04, 2020

Box of Secrets

When a drunken man wanders into a bar and leaves with what he assumes is a women. He is so drunk that he doesn't realize that underneath its clothes is a winky. So when he wakes up in the morning he looks under the coveres to reveal the box of secrets.

When Nick hiked up the skirt of who he thought was a beautiful women, he discovered a box of secrets.

by ChaosDemon January 12, 2011

secret war

Sex acts; refers to the sounds of sex as heard from another room.

" Sounds like Bob and Sheila next door are having a secret war again."

by Heather Witherden July 29, 2007

Secret Squirrel

having no life, to be chained to one's computer, loser

What a secret squirrel that guy is!

by Swoned.com August 08, 2003

double secret

double the fun and excitement of a regular secret, this secret contains not one, but a wopping TWO, thats right, TWO secrets. double for your money. better then all the rest because it packs double the kick.

Guunter: spsps whisper spsspspsp (first time).
Guunter: spsps whisper spspspspp (second time).
Jamal: Whooaoaoaoa! WHAT? TWO!!?!?! DUUUUUUUDE that was a double secret. man, your so cool.
Guunter: affirmative.

by Lava October 28, 2004

Secret show

Any show that you like/liked yet would take the fact to your grave that you actually watched/watch it.

If Bob were to know my secret show was The Amanda Show he'd kick my ass

by aztechy July 01, 2010

Secret Santa

When a man sneak up behind another person and lodges their sack (testicles) up another person's chimney(anus/rectum)

Dude, he just totally Secret Santa'd her!

by The Worlds Greatest, Ever. November 09, 2017