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Sebastian

A man of word, he can be solid by nice
Kind but weird
G or L or B
He is a american doosh
Best person in the world
Marry him
It means a specific person which has the name of sebastian and if you do your life will be very successful
by Jazan August 1, 2021
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dude 1: hey where sebastian at?
dude 2: toe at yo momma house
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Someone who fucks. Sebastians tend to wheel birds like it’s nobody’s business and are known to absolutely delete blue cans.
Todd: “Dude where did all the Busch lights go?”

Blake: “Ask Sebastian. I’m pretty sure I saw him deleting some lattes like 30 minutes ago.”
by BigBlair55 August 23, 2021
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A very energetic, strong, wild soul. He knows how to make you laugh for hours just by him making a silly face at you. He loves to race, work on any project to make it better, an amazing welder and a pickup truck driver. He goes all out with gifts and does anything in his power to make you smile. He’s quick to help others out before he helps himself. Although it may be hard to see sometimes, he definitely has a soft spot for animals. He loves Chick-fil-A and orange juice and he has a specific spot he parks at Walmart. He listens to all types of music but likes to play certain songs when pulling up to truck meets to show off. He likes to have a lot of friends even if their personalities doesn’t match his. He tries his best to understand what people go through and to be there for them even if they are not there for him in return. He is amazing friend and the best boyfriend to have. He is the love of my life and the man any girl would be lucky to marry.
“I want to marry Sebastian”

“Sebastian is the love of my life.”
by piscesgal August 26, 2021
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A piece of shit. He likes to pretend he's cool but in reality, he sucks up to teachers and can't stay out past 8. Likes to pretend he doesn't study for tests and thinks people calling him smart is bullying. Also, you aren't mysterious, you have a very obvious pizza face.
"Wait, who was that bean-pole pimple-covered ass that walked past us?"
"Ew. It was Sebastian."
by R771592 July 9, 2021
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a skinny legend that looks gay on Instagram and irl. your friends will make fun of you every time they ask "so whos ur closest friend" because of how undeniably gay he looks on instagram, but as it turns out hes literally bi. aside from that, hes a great listener except for when hes high, otherwise hell tell you to stop "plastering your pussy on the sidewalk" every time you complain about the next shitty man that comes in ur life. sebastian is an absolute tennis pro but he built like a pasta noodle LOL. when he was in sixth grade, his voice made him sound like a squirrel and he found humor in hitting girls with lunchboxes. after he suffered a major breakup a few months ago, he went on a "spiritual journey" and turned into a twink. as the saying goes, men are either good at bowling or can figure out where the clitoris is first try. sebastian is good at bowling. to continue with more negative things about this man, his room is almost never clean and he thinks its funny to act like a sarcastic little bitch. on a positive note, sebastian does smell amazing, and hes a good cook. he also plays electric guitar and has good music taste. although his clitoris finding skills are ass, his head game is on point. this man will devour pussy like its his last meal. in conclusion, anyone would be lucky to have sebastian in their life, and having him in my life is a privilege. this man makes me the happiest girl in the world every time im with him, and i love him to the moon and saturn. <3
"so whos ur best friend??"
"oh his name is sebastian"
*pulls up instagram*

"OMFG HES SO GAY LMAOOOO"
by speaknowstan89 November 22, 2021
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Relatively successful in some engineering field and probably graduated from a prestigious school. Despite this is always feeling inadequate and behinds in life.
Is on the spectrum and has a quirky way of speaking at times, sometimes distant but also very affectionate.
Will dance randomly at times and say random things.
Did i mention on the spectrum?
I've been missing my friends since I moved back home to work remote and save money, hurts a lil, kinda sad.
Awe, i miss CB! (sebastian).
by seabassR5 November 22, 2021
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