Scotch Crotch

When one experiences dryness of the vagina after too much drinking, which may prevent intercourse. Female equivalent of Whiskey Dick.

I totally drank so much last night I got a gnarly case of scotch crotch and couldn't get it on with my partner.

by AmazonPigeon September 4, 2011

Scotchdick

Pouring any type of Scotch Whisky on male genitalia.

Dar gave Bran a wicked case of Scotchdick last night!

by Randoasdas January 30, 2014

Scratch card

Any female who wears an amount of make up which covers up her true looks. Usually orange. Thick as two short planks with most of her bodily parts being fake.

"She is a scratchcard, rub off the surface to see what you've won."

Nobody wins on a scratch card.

by greeeg June 26, 2014

Satch

Short for "saturate" or "saturated".

"When I get the ladies goin', their panties gets hella satch". Or " it's so wet outside that the ground is satched"

by Fart friend February 9, 2019

Scratch

A beginners programming language made by MIT. It is a block based programming language.

In School we use scratch to teach kids computer science

by Tyler Stinson March 29, 2019

Scratch the surface

To barely detail the topic being discussed.

The Gospels are a good introduction to Jesus and his relationship with Yahweh, but they only scratch the surface when it comes to talking about Abrahamic religions.

by D. Y. Vetz September 2, 2020

scratch.mit.edu

An awesome kid-friendly site that welcomes kids all ages! Plus, you can get banned easily because of it’s kid-friendliness.
Also, you can code on it! You can share your creations too.

I type scratch.mit.edu

But I got banned out of the blue

What happens if I got the ban

Nobody knows if I can

I appeal it to send

Nothing to recommend

I got unbanned

What a happy day!

I went to code

What can we all say?

by HappyMe323 December 16, 2020