[SALMON]

To "leap like a salmon", usually used in football matches to describe an amazing leaping header. A legendary footballing technique. The word "SALMON!" is usually shouted to pre-emt a "salmon".
Famously mastered by Chris "Salmon!" Allen, for the Mighty Boosh FC.

"That man leapt like a salmon!"

".....SALMON!"

SALMON!

by Chris June 17, 2006

Samson

Samson is a small town in Alabama. It barely has a population of 2000 but there mostly hoes and REDNECKS!

He’s probably from Samson.

by 2468832 December 6, 2018

Samoonth

Use interchangably for pretty much any fucking word you want.

Samoonth me the remote cunthole. Or Don't samoonth at me cunthole.

by Mother July 29, 2003

salmon roll

when your girlfriend is pregnant you masturbate and cum in her vagina

" hello welcome to Wang's sushi bar would you like a salmon roll"

by sha-neigh-neigh May 24, 2008

salmonpants

When a female (or possibly male) has a very strong fishy odor coming from the crotch region.

I thought she was naked, but little did I know she was wearing salmonpants.

I smell fish...you must be wearing salmonpants.

by Ashland_rox December 31, 2009

ginger salmon

A famous term given to hoobastanks around your neighborhood. Commonly misconcieved by people as possesing red hair. Truly, only a small percent of ginger salmon posess red hair as an attribute; however most giner salmon are devilishly attractive, while at the same time poop and lift weights. These cunt-like tendancies are found attractive to only men such as shanthamothaf*ckinbird and Michael T. Mueller. These men are at times bi-sexual in nature, but loving towards all creatures.

Pat- Hey Shan, have you seen alex diverde lately??

Shan- Naww, he's at the club gettin his ginger salmon on with the hermaphrodites ;) :P lol :)

by SCALLHOGEN BISCUIT August 8, 2010

salmons

Slang often referring to physically abusing another person on the basis of their sexual preference.

Mike was given a salmons just for walking out of the gay bar.

by Denmark-Dan December 3, 2006