when you meet a sam, know that
a. she is either a little bit curvy and is super nice. she will always make you laugh or support you.
or b. a little skimpy blonde bitch who thinks doing a handstand is a personality trait. she WILL betray you.
a. she is either a little bit curvy and is super nice. she will always make you laugh or support you.
or b. a little skimpy blonde bitch who thinks doing a handstand is a personality trait. she WILL betray you.
person one: hey dude i’m dating this new girl, her name is samantha aka sam. she is blonde.
person two: dude, does she think cheer is a sport?
person one: yeah. she is always doing handstands for me.
person two: drop that snake.
person two: dude, does she think cheer is a sport?
person one: yeah. she is always doing handstands for me.
person two: drop that snake.
by hey dude :) January 3, 2020
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A sexy female who if you are not currently dating you should get with. Samantha Julia Barbosa's are women of beauty and booty and usually a gorgeous blonde. They are all you wish you had and the best choice for a girl friend. (unless you know a SJB who is a man)
Samantha's are the best in bed. Get to know your Samantha because studies show many grow up to be nude models just out of the blue.
A kind,awesome young woman, who is friendly to everyone.She is a very outgoing person and she cares about her friends and family.
A gorgeous girl that is just herself all the time. Doesn't try to impress anyone, and hates when people try to impress her. Not a snob & not a jealous person. Ever. Mess with her, you'll have other people to deal with. She's the type of person people can trust and be very close to.
A girl who is not a skank, but is very attractive and lovable, She has an adorable face too.
A beautiful, amazing, funny, sweet, and happy individual. She is the most amazing person in all of the land. She is the main reason for living. Anyone who doesn't love her is a complete fool. I love her with all of my heart and you should too. :D
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