salmon helmet

The sexual act of a man or woman putting thier entire head into a vagina.

Last night I gave your mom a salmon helmet.

by Destroy89 June 11, 2006

Alaskan Salmon Catcher

The gay/lesbian version of the Alaskan Skydiver or Spear thrower.

GiGi catapulted off the bed onto Emily attempting the Alaskan Salmon Catcher; however, she failed and could tragically no longer have children.

by emgigi July 7, 2009

Salmon meringue

That white goo that cums out of certain women's vaginas or the dried residue from it on her underwear.

"Could I please have the meat taco entree with a side of salmon meringue?"

by sploogio July 20, 2006

Salmon

Verb. To salmon someone. The awkward for both parties act of slapping your hand back and forth from a posterior entry point, at the knee in an anatomically vertical trajectory Toward the groin, while obnoxiously announcing the word “salmon” repetitively until the victim breaks contact.

Watch me salmon the shit out of Ricky.

by SACollab October 17, 2020

salmonphobic

To have the irrational fear of or prejudice against salmons, specifically, salmons named sqlmon.

Salmon: Stop killing me!
Ender: No ❤️
Salmon: That's very salmonphobic of you.

by sqlmon January 22, 2021

drowning salmon

Man flops his dick in and out of a womans pussy

woman-Do a drowning salmon on me

by the.eagle June 11, 2011

crispy salmon

The most delicious food EVER and everyone needs to try it.

Best served with maple syrup and lemon.

Caleb: What are you going to order?
Ruby: Crispy salmon with a maple syrup and lemon dressing.
Caleb: Yum, that sounds delicious, I heard its really good from here.
Ruby: Yes, me too.

by amazingguy1234 February 9, 2017