Sad Story

*Can only be countered by 'Nuetral Story, ODST'*

Used when someone wants to be extra annoying. After everything someone say about their day, you chime in with a "Sad Story" to convey your true feelings. "Sad Story, Friend" can be used when you and another are being annoying together and irritating the world around you.

Friend #2: ...but I couldn't go poop. And I tried so hard.

Friend #1: Aw, that's a Sad Story, Friend.

Friend #2: Isn't it, Friend? Sad Story!!

Innocent Bystander: Geh *dead*

by Stiffeh March 9, 2010

I'm sad

It'll be okay. You are loved.

:D

"I'm sad."

"It'll be okay, bud. Things can get tough, but just know that you'll get through this. Stay strong!"

by -}- June 26, 2021

sad mushroom

a shriveled flaccid penis

girl, mike talk a big talk, but when I got him back to my room all he had was a sad mushroom!

by bigcurvefan January 21, 2013

sad days

When someone says something upsetting you'll say sad days. Things that make you sad -sad days.

I can't come over - aww sad days
I miss you. I'm having sad days here!

by sexyrussianspy November 30, 2010

sick sad

The type of sad that comes on and sets in for many days, the type of sad that cannot be forced out of your body or mind, the type of sad that takes days for you to kill.

The homeless guy down the street, the one who always cry's right before going about his day, he's sick sad

by Krane September 15, 2013

sad virgin

cat

"Cat watches from the deep dark depths of virginity, because she's a sad virgin."

by An actual fucking cat April 4, 2019

Sad 😞

I'm sad 😞😞😞

Emily: sad 😞

by Jelly54320 November 12, 2018