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cum sweater

You know that one sweater you have that you just let you girlfriend soak and wipe up your cum after sexual intercourse. Just because you know your shitty aunt gave it to you that one time she ever gave you a gift for anything ever in 10 years. Yep
Oh shit don't touch that that's my cum sweater!
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Fuck Me Sweater

- A sweater that screams "don’t you want to see what's underneath this?"
- A sweater that makes a persons body such an enigma that you want nothing more for them to take it off.
- A sweater that gives off a cute, nerdy, but still incredibly sexy vibe.
- Just because it's cold out doesn't meant you cant dress like a hoe.
Person 1: I'm from Florida. I don’t know how to dress cute when it's cold outside.
Person 2: Bitch, you need a fuck me sweater.
by itsgivingcvnt November 16, 2022
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Sweater Meat

Breasts, particularly big or glorious ones, especially in a sweater.
While bowling, I told Tom, wow look at the sweater meat on that bimbo. They bounce while she stands still. I’m putting lead in my pencil with no one to write to.
by JackDaddy6294 October 5, 2022
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Sweater

Pet name / nickname used by, or given to, a very cute girl. Someone with this name is pretty, sweet, usually a nerd, and an amazing friend or parnter. They also tend to be much shorter than you.

Derived from "Undone - The Sweater Song" by Weezer.
person1: I met this amazing girl online, her name's Sweater. I think she might like me... c:
by I Don't Like Birds November 22, 2022
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white sweater

Ten guys cumming on a chest of a woman
Bitch you look cold, you ready for your white sweater?
by Vegaboys August 18, 2017
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Sweater Friends

I had my face all up in those sweater friends!
by bryan3473 September 9, 2011
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Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater

A revised version of the Cosby Sweater where, after eating the cereal mixture, instead of Vomiting the substance on the partner's stomach, you Regurgitate the blend of cereals into the anus which causes a sensation similar to heartburn, but in the rectum.
Person 1: "Hey man did you see that Star-Spangled Cosby Sweater I gave that chick last night!"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, I saw the picture yesterday and that shit was sick"
Person 1: "Yeah she said she took a whole bottle of Tums after!"
by dexinasuit March 28, 2024
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