stoner slang 

a working vocabulary (lexicon) or set of words that describes or is used by stoners to describe something.

Man, I was so blown last night I lost my dank and cracked my bizzle. Stoner Slang is there really such a thing? Indeed, proceed to smoke weed.

translation (for those that don't herbalize then verbalize):
Hey, I was so high/intoxicated last night that I lost my marijuana and cracked my bong.

stay up kids!!

stoner slang by inept pupil June 23, 2008

pretentious stoner 

Someone who talks about weed non-stop, and stresses about how much pot they smoke and how it should be legalized. They will carry on a conversation about weed even when you're not on that subject. They also try to get you to smoke pot even if you tell them several times you're not interested. This will carry on forever, they don't ever shut the fuck up. You can try and stop them but it's a waste of time.

How a typical conversation with one goes
Pretentious Stoner:"Aw man I got so high last night, I just sat there and listened to music. Then my mom called and I got paranoid! Dude you don't even know that was the scariest moment of my life."
Me: " That's great."
Pretentious Stoner: " Hey man how come you don't wanna smoke weed?"
Me: "I don't really want to, is that a problem?"
Pretentious Stoner: "Man you suck you're just a sheep."

pretentious stoner by Joeseph Kony October 1, 2013

Stoner music 

Music best listened to when you are completely baked, a good example would be any music written by Bob Marley or Pink Floyd, this sort of music is essential for any true stoner.

Ah man this Bob Marley tune is great Stoner music and gives me a sense of freedom when i am high.

Stoner music by Beardy1991 May 29, 2009

stoner 

A slang word used by faux-elitist dickheads (usually christians) for people who smoke cannabis which is supposed to be an insult. But what they fail to realise is that it’s proven virtually harmless, (no worse than cigarettes or alcohol). These people are obviously not only ignorant, but also of particularly dull intellect. The best way of dealing with these people is taking a big rip from your bong and then proceed to blow it in their face.

I'm pretty fucking smashed.. I couldn't be bothered writing one right now.

stoner by Undertow March 21, 2004

stoner cypher 

a stoner circle, meaning a group of stoners smoking green and passing it around the circle, usually while sitting around a fire.

He's breaking the stoner cypher man, so i guess i'll just pass this to Johnny.

stoner cypher by saMMy beE May 14, 2008

stonerism 

An idea that seems wonderful while under the influence of marijuana, but seems horrible when not under the influence.

My brother phoned me while he was under the influence...

"I have a great idea. I want to get a pinball machine. I want to turn it into a pinbong machine."

"Wow, that's quite the stonerism you got there."

stonerism by Newport1984 June 1, 2009

stoner rolling 

first you go to your local river bottoms or some deserted straight road, then you put your car/truck in 1st gear and idle at 5 to 10 mph. you light up a joint or blunt if in a larger group and smoke. the fun part is while your smoking you jump out and run ahead of your car/truck and jump on the hood and lay there and smoke

dude i went stoner rolling last night by couches bottom and almost got run over by my truck!

stoner rolling by willam t greensac February 16, 2010