Squirrel Monkey

Any species in which reproductive organs of both sexes are present.

Also see: Hermaphrodite

confused individual: "Are you a MAN or are you a WOMAN??"

Hermaphrodite: "neither, Imma SQUIRREL MONKEY!"

by Gmilch May 16, 2010

sleazy squirrel

Is shitting on your girlfriends face after sex and poking it up her nose with two fingers!

I gave my girlfriend a sleazy squirrel last night.

by Smokey corella June 03, 2017

Raw Squirrel

Unprotected sex..male.. also see raw squeegy. Origin Richmond Virginia

I had sex with her raw squirrel

by SeanPea April 30, 2021

circus squirrel

A squirrel that walks across PowerLine as if they were a tightrope

Hey, looks at that circus squirrel! It must be a tightrope walker on the powerlines.

by Fat and Flirty December 12, 2016

squirrel uprising

the inevitable and soon to come squirrel uprising that most likely already happened but were in the hundredth reality where it has yet to happen

Me: Hey have you been preparing your Assault Rifles for the squirrels?

Other person: yeah we're gonna light them up

squirrel uprising being squirrels taking over the human race and population

by Someone that exists, maybe? February 22, 2021

Squirrel Rabbit

Someone that likes nuts like a squirrel and hops like a rabbit to each pair

Omg Becky is such a squirrel rabbit she's hit up every guy in school

by F and D October 06, 2016

squirrel in a headlock

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”

Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”

by ppnoggins January 15, 2023