Peach and Spam

when a person that you have sexual/romantic interest in but is sadly ugly/republican

man that guy is such a peach and spam

by Todd__V November 8, 2022

selective spamming

When you share some piece of general information from the web, with only a selected set of people.

It could be an article that appeared on The Telegraph and one would think that everyone would have read it - but you still copy the link and send it to a couple of interested friends.

Other people might consider it spam, but your friends perhaps like it!

Martin: Did you read this about Europe .. link

Martina: Nice read! This selective spamming of inboxes is quite useful

by spss_wazupp April 12, 2012

Spam swingers

Large pendulous breasts

Ere Dave look at the spam swingers on her !!

by Dave Angel eco warrior January 24, 2021

slam the spam

Loping the mule, jerking the gonaskas, whipping the wire, the old five knuckle shuffle across the ole piss pump.

After seeing his roomates girlfriend naked he felt the urge to slam the spam.

by the real DTRAIN March 29, 2005

spam castinet

The hairless lips of a womans erogenous zone. Also known as the cheese burger.

"Then we hit the bedroom and I got to play a little ditty with her spam castinets!"
"Gold dude!"
"Definately quality miffin!"

by David P January 29, 2005

spam flautist

Virtuoso fellatio performer.

Presidential spam flautist Monika Lewinski lied in court again today, yet privately hoped she would be found out, as the whole point of the exercise was that she wanted to simply be catalogued in history as someone who blew the President. <Mindless cunt>

by Brucester September 13, 2006

Troll Spam

When internet trolls put links into their already annoying long winded posts.

Those birther idiots are now sending troll spam with about a half dozen links in it, as if their diarrhea of the mouth wasn't enough.

by Tolkien Ed May 14, 2011