Watching Netflix while eating a gallon of ice cream with your friend trying to get over your failing love life.
by SterlingSilver17 November 22, 2016

A time in the later years of a man's life when he is probably retired and is using his local wetherspoons as a second home.
A- Mate I'm so sick of this job - can't wait for the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
B- Yeah, look at that dude - he is loving the spoons years!
by Web* October 28, 2018

A type of relationship in which the main (or only) action you and your partner partake in is spooning.
Clyde and Cindy started a spoon-ationship at college, because all they wanted was the comfort of someone to spoon with.
by JoJoWahHeeHaw June 24, 2014

Spooning that occurs between your main alarm and your snooze alarm going off, generally in a state of semi-consciousness.
by Sausage_Dictionary May 3, 2016

A much needed and often over looked life necessity, ever lose a spoon and cannot find it, ever been without one.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!
so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
well with spoon insurance there is no need to fear while your trusty insured spoons are near! the damage and rust that is no fuss, with spoon insurance its an easy fix!
so be at ease while your utensil is pleased.
Kawaii: Bruh I cannot find my spoon?!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
Necri: was it insured?
Kawaii: Omg no I really should of signed up for that spoon insurance!
by Necri December 17, 2021

by Meyerd3 January 9, 2015

by Kitty9Mc September 11, 2022
