brown spaceman

When someone takes a dump onto a piece of tin foil that was on someone's nake chest. (similar to a hot carl)

Jeremy was sleeping naked and I ate a lot beans that day so I decided to give him a brown spaceman. It was out of this world.

by rob huxel July 9, 2011

Dirty Spam Sand-which

Intercourse where spam is applied as lube. As the woman is lubing the man with mushed up spam, the man blindfolds himself. He then blindly thrusts, hopping to hit the vagina, but often entering the anus.

Guy 1: Dirty Spam Sand-which golf? whoever gets the most in out of ten wins.

Guy 2: Okay, Loser pays 10 bucks.

Guy 1: Now we need a hoe

by The creepy cafeteria woman September 18, 2012

Table Spam

All that space-taking crap you find on tables at restaurants--extra drink menus, desert menus, weekly specials menus, Direct TV ads. . .

"Move this damn table spam, I need room for my platter of bottomless chicken wings."

by SaladFork May 13, 2013

Good Spamaritan

Someone who goes around performing random acts of kindness and then flooding their friends' Facebook newsfeeds with constant bragging about their good deeds.

Don't get me wrong, I'm glad that Jon is doing good things for people, but does he have to be such a Good Spamaritan?

by Melvin June 25, 2014

cock spam

Random and obnoxious emails advertising penis enlargements that begin showing up in your inbox after visiting a porn site you knew you shouldn't have. Hard to filter because they were sent from an absurd address from a country with an abbreviation you never heard of before. Require awkward explanations to anyone looking over your shoulder while you check your email.

Girlfriend: What's that email about?
Guy: uh, just some stupid cock spam that I keep getting after I downloaded this thing for a project at work.

by Cashbar May 13, 2015

Clam spam

A vagina picture; The equivalent of the male "dick-pic" often used to entice the intended reciever but is actually unsolicited

"I can't believe she keeps clam spamming me. I'm going to have to block her"

by Palomanoma October 12, 2016

dangly spam

Pussy lips, beef curtains, labia Majora,etc

Fiona bent over the piano showing the audience her impressive dangly spam

by Fruitloopy74 January 27, 2018