Soap

don’t drop the soap in prison

Once upon there was a pedo called Tekashi (aka 6ix9ine) *6ix9ine gets 40 year sentence*
One day 6ix9ine decided to take a shower
6ix9ine: NIBBAS iffy uh blicky got the stuffy uh
*drops soap*
Soap getting SLIPPY uh inmates got that drippy uh prison feeling the dicky uh

by Therealjojosiwa December 13, 2018

Liquid soap rock star

You are in jail and the guards give you a contender of liquid to shower with and you go have a shower and the soap falls and you scramble to pick it up quick but can't and then its already to late you are in a train

I can't believe he's using liquid soap in the shower if the guys see this he will be a part of a liquid soap rock star if he's not careful.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Soap

Soap is a substance used for cleaning and or washing. Soap is used alongside water to produce a foam like substance which adds slip to what you're cleaning to make it more efficient. Soap is commonly used when washing your body, your house or any of your appliances. After using soap you should rinse the soapy lather off with some more water. When you shower daily you have to use soap and water. A multi-use soap suggestion is unscented castile soap, because it has 18 uses, these uses are: face wash, body wash, shampoo, bath liquid, shaving liquid, toothpaste, decongestant steam, foot bath, dishwashing liquid, laundry detergent, mopping liquid, multipurpose cleansing spray, window cleaner and toilet cleaning, fruit and vegetables wash, dog shampoo, plant spray and bug spray.

I love soap because it cleans thing thoroughly.

by iloveexplaining September 21, 2022

soap

pig fat but colored

"SOAPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

by Meme Ghost October 6, 2021

Soap

Slang/Code for vape or inhalation products.

James: I just got some new soap and it is insane!

Mathew: I'm still waiting for mine to come.

by Cola54 December 9, 2021

Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.

He was looking for cottage soap and titties.

by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020

Soap Opera Worldview

A commonly held worldview that we're all the same deep down inside, and that we all strive for the same things. Typically reinforces normative values of right and wrong, yet framed as deep, revolutionary, or unique. Not necessarily bound to watchers of the soap opera genre. Generally, describes people who view everything through the lens of entertainment. Especially commonly held on Urban Dictionary and the internet at large. Usually, cannot be corrected through repeat social exposure, due to the shallow way in which those who hold these beliefs engage with others.
Sadly, many who view the world in this way seem to suffer from arrested psychological development, having the abstract thinking capabilities of an adolescent. "Mom, aren't my edgy, completely vapid opinions unique and cool?"

Brad: We all want sex deep down inside, right? We're all humans after all, or something. I think Oprah Winfrey said that one, maybe.
Asexual: Suffers in silent agony*
Brad: Say, Asexual, you're pretty cute.
Asexual: No thanks. I'm just not interested in that.
Brad: What are you, some kind of prude? Unless you ride my cock, I'm going to destroy your self-esteem! Nobody will accept you, unless you ride someone's cock!
Asexual: Well, that's the soap opera worldview for you. Repackaging the same tired filth in a kitschier way.

by just-stop April 27, 2022