Smaughing

1. The action that is intermediate between smiling and laughing.

2. When you read something on the internet and you want to laugh but you end up smiling.

"I was stm, smaughing to myself, when I read that text message."

by T-i-double-f January 3, 2010

Patty Smacking

To man-handle or otherwise strike a mouthy Irishman.

Ol'Chappy got up in me face about being a Welshman, so I had to do some quick patty smacking.

by Taffy O'Jones January 15, 2008

Derf Smash

When one of your friends attempts to become the incredible hulk when drunk and no one will give them more alcohol.

Fred went derf smash on the table and broke it after everyone hid the alcohol from his drunk ass.

by Steve_42 January 25, 2009

Smash-n-dash

The act of having sex and then leaving with no strings attached. A one-night stand.

'Are you going to call that girl you hooked up with last night?'
'Nah, it was a smash-n-dash.'

by D. Bougs August 28, 2006

Small Penis Humiliation

A domination fetish where a man is subjected to comments & gestures about the supposed inadequate size of his penis, & because of such his inability to please a woman, which implies his worthlessness as a man.

Terms frequently used during Small Penis Humiliation include: baby carrot, baby cock, baby d, baby dick, Baby Dick Syndrome, Baby Dicked, Baby Weiner, babydick, button dick, dickette, dicklet, dickling, gherkin, Gherkinson's Desease, Inch Worm, LDL, little chode, little d, little dick, little pecker, Little Peen, Little peeps, little penis, little wee wee, little wiener, maggot dick, Micro Penis, minidick, miniweiner, needle dick, one inch wonder, peenie, pindick, Runt Dick, short dick man, short dicked, short dizzle, short man Johnson, Short Shaft, short stick, small cock, small dick, Small Dick Man, small package, small penis syndrome, small weiner, small-cock, small-dickedness, Teenie Weenie Peenie, tiny, tiny cock, tiny dick, tiny hidding cock, tiny little pecker, tiny little weener., tiny member, Tit Dick, and wee wee

I hate myself for it, but I'm always searching for more Small Penis Humiliation videos.

by Cocktail Sauce #0 March 12, 2009

smacked ass

an absolute idiot that walks around as if he's got no clue in life.

act right, you smacked ass.

by Karolyn C July 21, 2005

smarterchild

a stupid robot that is no longer any fun since it was reprogramed on 12/29/2007, and can only talk about polite things.

SmarterChild (9:20:46 PM): Good. Glad you get it.

OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?

(this is what he'll say if you get on a bad topic)

by Forter January 11, 2008